Thursday, April 30, 2009

Summer Adventure

From the conversations Robin, Nick, and I have had about a summer get together and Dan and Joe's posts it sounds like we are all basically on the same page. I am planning on heading out to Boston around the 1st of August and staying for a few days. I'll be in upstate NY with my parents for a week or so before that, and I have to come back to Los Angeles to prepare for school and interviews after the first week of August. Hopefully we can all arrange it so we can have a fun few days of nostalgia and beer in Keystone cans...

Blasphemies and poor manners

Robin, depends on the day and on the hour. Sometimes I want to put something up there worthy as a response to the people who are always putting bible scripture in their status. Other days I want to suggest that the people I hang out with here are just strangers I call friends. Many times I want to say something terrible that we all know is true. Anything to break the cycle of facebook statuses about everyday activities. Something to wake the people up and get their blood flowing.

Dan's proposal for a summer rendezvous looks good to me based on my current schedule.

p.s. I miss you already Nick. Thanks for taking a break from the books to come out for dinner with us.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Re: Joseph's facebook status

Joe, I was just wondering what the outrageous and true thing you wanted to say was. Also I think it is awesome that you scream at birds and droplets of water.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Summer get-together!?

Hey kids,

Robin said there some tentative plans for a summer Boston trip?  I think the best for me would be the last week of July into the 1st and 2nd of August, how do all y'alls schedules look?  We start school right after that, so the following weekend might not be so hot for me.  

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Primetime Sitcom Hotness Cage Match

Alan so thoughtfully just informed me that he saw a preggo Robin Schrebatsky on a beach in LA.

BTW...fuck you Alan. It's going to snow here on Monday.

Which led my brain to oddly think of who (as both are) would looked hotter pregnant, her or Allyson Hannigan. That question was rather quickly resolved, and followed with a separate question of why I was considering pregnant hotness--as that sort of thing really isn't my bag, baby.

Which...of course...led me to looking at attractive pictures of primetime sitcom stars on the internet.

Thus...my top 3.

1. Agent Walker

2. The Aforementioned Canadian

3. Ms. Pam Beesely

Standard followed: Primetime/major network (allowing CW)/Sitcom OR Dramedy

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Maybe not . . .

But she does have a pretty wonderful stripper name.

My Brother's Fiance is Not A Stripper

And fuck you Dan, both for saying it and letting me think it was Robin/Alan who did.

Anyways, she is in a poetry MFA thing at UVA...so I mentioned our little dispute to her (as she's good at interpreting texts and whatnot). She replied as follows:

"Future brother-in-law,

I remember when this song first came out. Definitely thought it was about pregnancy.

But let's look more closely. She leads a lonely life (very sad.) She skips work to go tan at the beach and have fun. If "another baby" refers to another child, than we can assume she already has one child. Is this child going to go tanning with her? Is there a babysitter? A nanny? What effect will skipping work have on their financial situation? No, it all seems wrong. So I don't think she has children or wants more, unless she's very, very, irresponsible. But even then...if she doesn't want to take care of her current child, why would she want more? Unless she's the Octomom or something.

But I will say that the lyrics don't entirely rule out that possibility (that she's in search of another child, not that she's the Octomom.) While I personally think wanting "another baby" refers to wanting a one-night stand with a guy, there's no way to know that the other interpretation isn't correct."

So there...we all win.

Except Dan. Once again...Dan loses.