Monday, January 18, 2010

Happy Days are Here Again

Hello All...

First, I want everyone to know that the other night, before the federal government decided to give me all my money for the next 6 months, I was a little low in the cash department and still wanted beer...so what did I get? Thats right--Keystone tall boys at Schnucks for 3.98 a six pack. Life was good.

Second, I got a job! Yay! I'll be in DC all summer putting sex offenders in jail for the Department of Justice. If anyone knows anyone that I might be able to stay with, I'd be much obliged.

Third, my new thing is roasting large pieces of poultry. I made a turkey over break and I just bought a whole chicken I'm going to stuff w/ shit and make all tastily.

Hoorah for holiday weekend drinking!!!