Halloween Costumes?

So I know nothing can top slutty waitress, grumble bear, jolly green giant, stripper lumberjack, fairy princess, and maverick, but I was wondering what all of your costumes will be this year. And don't tell me you don't have a costume. That's just ridiculous. Just to start you guys off: this year I will be dressing up as Professor Chaos. That's right: I'm going to flood the world using my outdoor spigot and destroy the ozone layer by spraying aerosol cans. It's going to be legen (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next half of that word is) dairy. Also my roommate Brent is dressing up as Sham-Wow guy. Word. Pictures will follow for sure.