Texts From Last Night

First off, Nick- I totally completed your assignment for the weekend. There were no embarrassing stories, but I had a great time, though not as great as when I was a slutty waitress- to date, my only slutty costume. Shame on me for making a bet concerning beer pong; I really should have known better. In the interest of full disclosure though, I had just finished my week of exams, so I didn't really need your efforts to push me towards a weekend of drinking. I was already on my way there. I know you're proud.

But on to important matters, do any of you read texts from last night? Cause I think it's hilarious and totally superior to fml. Some of those stories are actually kind of sad. These stories are all awesome. The following exchange is my current favorite.

(718): what happened last night?
(917): u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
(718): that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

That roommate is my hero. I also enjoyed this one:

(267): After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share. Also, I enjoyed V tonight, but I think I was pretty biased to begin with. Elizabeth Mitchell and Alan Tudyk are my favs and how can I say no to a show about an alien invasion. Plus, it has Bailey (once again a tool- no surprise there) and that guy from the 4400. I really enjoy it when actors who do geeky shows band together and do more geeky shows. It only makes me love the more.